GREATEST.... IDEA... EVER!!!!!

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AMAZING PULL #2!!!! OMG!!! I can't BELIEVE IT! 2010 Allen & Ginter Stephen Strasburg AUTOGRAPH Redemption CARD!

It's time for The Dimwit to act like a 12 year old girl.... OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! He just pulled a redemption card for a Stephen Strasburg AUTOGRAPH card! Rumor is there are only 10 of these and the first one sold on ebay for $3,250!!!!! Holy crap Batman! If you don't think that the Dimwit hasn't already posted this on ebay, you're nuts! Can't believe it... 2 boxes and 2 awesome cards!!!! SWEET!!!!! NEED A BUYER!!!! HAHAHA!!!

2010 Allen and Ginter Tim Lincecum Cabinet Loader Autographed Relic Baseball Card - AMAZING PULL!!!

Alright everyone, you may not know this but the Dimwit is a MAJOR baseball card fan. And after taking many years off from the hobby, the Hotwit has encouraged his head-first relapse into the addiction/hobby. So recently he went to the card shop and picked up a box of 2010 Allen and Ginter baseball card. Now, this set is pretty awesome just as it is. It offers collectors a chance to pull DNA relics of famous people like Beethoven, JFK, Abe Lincoln and the like. Anyways, in the first box the Dimwit bought this year, he got an awesome surprise. On top of the packs of cards is what they call the "box loader" but this one was actually a "cabinet jumbo relic" box loader. The chances of pulling even one of these cards is 1 in 5962 BOXES!?!?!?! Needless to say, this is probably the greatest "pull" that the Dimwit has ever had! Check out the picture!!!! It's a solid 1/8" thick and measures 8" x 5.75"!!!! In the lower right corner, you can see this is a "1/1" which means there is only one card like this in the WORLD!!!! So... any readers want to make an offer? All serious offers will be considered!!!!! :-D